Message received

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‘I see they’ve had a reshuffle at Mount Olympus.’

‘Have they?’

‘Yes, they’ve gone all modern. Embracing new technology.’

‘About time, so who’s gone where?’

‘Well, Zeus is still tops but remember that wood-nymph, Skype?’

‘In charge of the toadstools?’

‘That’s the one, she’s been promoted, part of visual communications now; but here’s the shock: Hermes is out.’

‘No!’

‘Well, no one wants a winged messenger these days, not when you’ve got Facebook and texting.’

‘Yes, I suppose not. So where’s he gone?’

‘They’ve put him in a call centre dealing with technical enquiries.’

‘Hermes? Computer hardware?’

‘No, Windows support.’

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Friday Fictioneers (FF) is a challenge open to writers all over the world: write a 100 word story using the week’s unique photo as inspiration. This week’s picture is supplied by Al Forbes. (Β© Al Forbes)

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70 thoughts on “Message received

  1. Sooo funny! That last line was a killer. Sometimes with a line like that you know a story has been manufactured around it, but that one really came out of the blue. Excellent.

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  2. Oh, after spending 4.5 hours with Windows support today and still not getting an answer to my simple question of how do I remove Windows 8 and all it’s junk from my laptop? I understand! BTW the one I talked to was named “Jude”… I should have seen the writing on the screen for that one.

    • From what I hear you have to be a black belt expert in delicate touch to master Windows 8 or else deactivate all the touchscreen extras. Apparently you either love it or hate it. I’ll stick to Mac for now.

  3. The punchline was awesome. Yes, I laughed out loud. Luckily, I’m on a Chromebook, so I don’t care whether I offend the Windows gods. πŸ˜‰

    • Thanks, Cherry. Not sure who oversees Chromebook but I do know they and the Windows gods all work in the same building and gossip at the water cooler. So the rumour goes : )

  4. A cracking read! This is one of those tales where it seems impossible to have so few words yet so good a story. Now, if only you’d write a continuation of ‘The Gods – where are they now?’.

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