The ideal Christmas gift
Waaah!
Happy Christmas…
Published by mike olley
Mike Olley writes short fiction. He has two collections of very short stories available, Better and Mind Clearance. His work has also been published online as well as in several anthologies. Originally from London, he spent a few years in Spain before a quirk of fate brought him back to live in an English seaside town. He now spends his time gathering storylines washed in by the sea. View more posts
absurd 
So this is a present for someone you only half-like?The humbug for half of the person you do like and the ‘bah’ for the half of them you don’t like, lol.
You haven’t tasted them yet : )
I do like humbugs. At least I like mint ones, not sure I’d be so keen if they were flavoured with lamb.
That’s a thought for Heston Blumenthal, I’d patent that if I were you Patsy.