Rose knew she’d drawn the short straw when it came to titles, her three sisters; the Queen of hearts, Queen of clubs and Queen of diamonds were all off living the romantic high-life while Rose, Queen of spades, was down on the allotment digging a different kind of scene.
Pete has invited Marsha to take a sneaky peek round the apartment he will be renting “Nice place, Pete. It has an arty, antiquated vibe about it. I love… Why is there a tin can hanging from a string on the wall?” “Oh, that’s the telephone.” “Does it work?” “Well, it hasn’t rung yet.” “I’llContinue reading “Old Tech Problems”
She sold sea shells by the seashore, primarily a small venture. But business was swift. Now she manages a large chain; ShellMart. Demand outstrips supply. People don’t care where the shells come from. We’re in a world where hermit crabs use plastic yoghurt pots as homes
Observed at the diner: “Who’s the big guy eating that massive plate full of beans?” “Oh that’s Jupiter.” “Is that because of the big red spot on his forehead?” “No, because he’s a gas giant.” “Wha..?” “Honestly, you don’t want to be around to find out.”