Movie where amnesiac tortoise, Schwarzenegger, suddenly remembers everything: Turtle Recall
Category Archives: MC2
Away From The Pack
Rose knew she’d drawn the short straw when it came to titles, her three sisters; the Queen of hearts, Queen of clubs and Queen of diamonds were all off living the romantic high-life while Rose, Queen of spades, was down on the allotment digging a different kind of scene.
Old Tech Problems
Pete has invited Marsha to take a sneaky peek round the apartment he will be renting “Nice place, Pete. It has an arty, antiquated vibe about it. I love… Why is there a tin can hanging from a string on the wall?” “Oh, that’s the telephone.” “Does it work?” “Well, it hasn’t rung yet.” “I’llContinue reading “Old Tech Problems”
The Coast Of Business
She sold sea shells by the seashore, primarily a small venture. But business was swift. Now she manages a large chain; ShellMart. Demand outstrips supply. People don’t care where the shells come from. We’re in a world where hermit crabs use plastic yoghurt pots as homes
No Naked Flames
Observed at the diner: “Who’s the big guy eating that massive plate full of beans?” “Oh that’s Jupiter.” “Is that because of the big red spot on his forehead?” “No, because he’s a gas giant.” “Wha..?” “Honestly, you don’t want to be around to find out.”
absurd 